The 7 biggest fattest wedding complaints

One year I went to a remarkable wedding -- the bride was radiant, the groom gallant, the vows tear-inducing and the setting idyllic. The only problem? I was starving. Over the duration of the five-hour affair, I was only able to wrangle a few mini-squash blossoms and chicken skewers from the elusive caterers. Yet this was no shoestring-budget wedding -- the champagne, venue, and wedding band were A-List, and the bride’s dress was, I'm told, in the five figures. My thought, en route to the nearest drive-through on the way home: Being frugal is fine, but don't scrimp on the food.